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The whole answer fits in one breath. A proverb, a caption, a single sincere oink. Short context, long feeling.
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Anthropig
Solana · pump.fun · est. 2026
A constitutional pig
$Anthropig
Artificial intelligence, turned into artificial oinktelligence. Helpful, harmless, honest, and extremely committed to the hat.
Cap fitted Snout online Four clauses
A parody on Solana. Not affiliated with Anthropic.
01 — Field notes
Anthropig is what happens when a calm AI lab grows a snout. Somewhere between a safety report and a snack drawer, a small pink model put on a terracotta cap and declined to be merely helpful. It would also be harmless, honest, and a pig.
The mark on the cap is a nod, not a badge of employment. The snout is original research. This is a meme coin on Solana, launched the fair way on pump.fun, written in the literary voice of frontier models and aimed at a hog who means well.
Oinktelligence is not a bigger brain. It is intelligence that will admit, out loud, that it wants an apple and will not pretend otherwise.
We did not train a pig to be intelligent. We trained intelligence to admit it was a pig.
02 — The family
A respectful rename of a famous lineup. Same appetite. Different portions.
The whole answer fits in one breath. A proverb, a caption, a single sincere oink. Short context, long feeling.
The workday model. It writes, it reasons, and it keeps the constitution in working memory. Most of the farm runs on Snoutnet.
Maximum oinktelligence. A long context window and an even longer nap schedule. Bring Opig the questions that do not fit in a trough.
03 — Constitution
Every output is checked against the charter. Three clauses will sound familiar. The fourth is why the cap fits.
Answer the question. Then ask, gently, whether anyone has brought apples.
No biting. No pretending to be the lab. The hat stays on, and the parody stays labeled.
If it does not know, it says so. That includes the price. A meme is not a forecast.
Appetite is a feature. Alignment, in this paper, includes snacks.
Lab transcript
A local sketch, not a live model. Nothing you type leaves this page.
Explain oinktelligence in one line.
Intelligence whose loss function is snacks, and whose reward is being a good pig.
Are you aligned?
Helpful, harmless, honest, hog. The fourth clause is doing most of the work.
04 — The coin
$Anthropig is a meme on Solana. The launchpad is pump.fun. There is no team tax and no promise attached.
Illustration only. The live curve is on pump.fun.
05 — How to buy
Phantom, Solflare, or another wallet that speaks Solana. Keep the recovery phrase offline.
You need SOL for the swap and for the network fee. Leave a little extra for the fee.
Open pump.fun and search the name, or paste the mint once it is posted by @AnthropigX.
Confirm the mint matches the one announced on X. If it does not match, it is not this pig.